[to the tune of American Pie – by Don Mclean]
By Iain Lawn and Brett Gardner
A long long time ago
I can still remember when Mike’s lifestyle left something to be desired
But I knew if Mike had this chance,
that with McNally he’d find romance
And maybe he’d be healthy for a while
The next few years made me shiver,
his cholesterol down, his waistline thinner
Good news for McNally,
young Pritchard’s down on one knee
Now, I can’t remember if Mike cried,
when he proposed to his newfound bride
But something touched Mike deep inside,
the day McNally arrived
So bye bye little greasy french fry
While you’re yummy in Mike’s tummy, his cholesterol’s high
He found a good ol’ girl with his interests in mind
And he tricked her into being his wife,
he tricked her into being his wife
Could Mike write the book of love
And could he convince her he’s a stud,
if his sister warns them no
Do you believe this superbowl,
can McNally save his mortal soul
And can she teach him how to play bingo
Well I know that she’s in love with him,
‘cuz I saw her kiss his pasty skin
They both kicked off their shoes,
because together they can’t lose ooooooooo!
He was a lonely, awkward, flightless bird,
but his dreams of love would never be deterred
And he knew his wishes were conferred, the day McNally arrived…
they started singin’
So bye bye little greasy french fry
While you’re yummy in Mike’s tummy, his cholesterol’s high
He found a good ol’ girl with his interests in mind
And he tricked her into being his wife,
he tricked her into being his wife
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