This afternoon Peter took off his jacket, which lead to his friend, Lucy, and he having a conversation about the shirt he was wearing:
Lucy - Wow Peter, your shirt has an eagle on it!
Peter - Yeah Lucy, this is a Caps Kids shirt. It is hockey. That is Slapshot the eagle.
Lucy - Oh, cool.
Peter - What sport is your family named for?
Lucy - What?
Peter - We are Caps Kids. I am the "P" for Peter. What are you? Soccer? Softball? Basketball?
Lucy - People aren't named after sports.
Peter - YES THEY ARE!
Clearly Peter doesn't understand that his family isn't "normal" yet.