The other morning, I stopped at a red light, looked left and made a legal right turn on red.
Aaron screamed from the back seat - NO MOMMY! Red means STOP! Go back and stop until you see a green light.
I explained turning laws and then asked the kids - What does a yellow light mean?
Peter & Aaron - Slow down!
Me - What about a green light?
Peter & Aaron - GO!
Me (being silly) - Purple light?
Aaron sat confused, Peter yelled out - DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!