Peter (whining) - I want a bagel.
Me - You need to ask nicely.
Peter (still whining) - Ask NICELY! Bagel please mommy.
Me - You need to stop whining
Peter - (still whining and getting louder) No, I LIKE whining
Me - I think you need to go to time out
Peter - (screaming in his whiney voice) No, I don't LIKE timeout!
Mornings like these make me want to call and appologize to my parents.