The following took place at our pool this evening.
Please keep in mind that Peter almost always speaks VERY loudly when he talks (yeah, I know, where did he get that from?)... Anyway...
Peter - (teeth chattering) Daddy, I am cold, can we go take our showers and go home now?
Brett - Sure Peter.
Peter - Can I get naked?
Brett - Yes, Peter, you will take your bathing suit off to shower, and then you can walk home in your robe.
Peter - OK, but when I am naked you CANNOT touch my private parts! NO ONE is allowed to touch my private parts!